Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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