Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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