i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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