That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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