This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Randomize
