Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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