I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
try to milk me bitch
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