but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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