I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
