Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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