I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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