Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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