What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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