Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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