In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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