I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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