two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he thought i was a dude.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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