if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
please don't ironically join a cult
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