i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i came on her dog
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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