so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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