I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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