Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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