I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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