my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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