Can i not drive my cunt home
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
look no pants
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Randomize