Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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