new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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