Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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