I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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