Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
