That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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