Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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