I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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