Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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