I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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