I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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