It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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