let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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