white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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