i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Is it because I queefed?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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