i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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