so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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