and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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