Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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