3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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