My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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