the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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