Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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