Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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