YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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