yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Drunk is not a location!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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