Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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